Bruce tries to teach Jason a lesson.
Every day Tony stays with them, finds the openings they leave him to wind his way into their family, it gets harder to remember how it worked without him. I warned you back in Done I was moving to OT3 territory.
You have been warned. Credit, kudos and eternal gratitude to Medie, Bragi, Luna and Kit for cheerleading my ass through this thing that ended up being literally three times as long as it was originally intended to be.
And leave me comments. See the end of the work for more notes. They clatter and clink into the jar as he eyes his wife.
The clean mayonnaise jar is soon replaced with an empty gallon pickle jar. The scent of dill pickles, faint and lingering, is now reason for most of them to feel tiny pangs of unease and guilt, without quite knowing why.
It might have died in its infancy, the Avengers-wide swear jar, had Maggie Lang not thought it was a brilliant idea and started making Scott and Hope pay into it whenever they slipped around Cassie.
Then Pepper gets wind of it, and suddenly, a new clause is written into the Avengers charter dictating behavioral standards as set by the head of the house who, in her opinion, is Laura.
Natasha inparticular has an inventive repertoire. A little quicker with a biting comment than she was before the Accords and subsequent fallout.
Rhodey always owes at least five dollars after his physiotherapy appointments, and pays up when he leaves the gym. On one more notable occasion, he drops thirteen dollars into the jar and fishes out a quarter in change, glaring around the room and daring anyone to say anything.
No one does, because Rhodey can be pretty intimidating when he wants to be. Hope swears the least, but always gets the most ribbing from the Avengers. Sam contributes about as much as Clint does, all in all, and Bruce averages about the same.
She presents the list to Thor, along with a final tally that is somewhere in low hundreds range, and is rewarded with an embarrassed flush from the blond demigod. Thor settles his account in Asgardian gold, which requires a special trip to the bank with Thor in tow, just to get them to accept it as foreign currency.
It takes Clint three weeks to stop laughing at the sight of Thor, Crown Prince of Asgard, scuffing his feet like a three-year-old in front of the much tinier Laura, cowed by the Disappointed Eyes. Even Steve falls prey to the urge to swear, though he mostly restrains himself to solo sessions in the training room, or in his own private suite.
But he still finds Laura rattling the jar at him on Thursday nights. The one time he attempts to protest that none of the kids are around to hear him, Laura just raises an eyebrow and points past him, back into the training room, where Nathan is on his tiptoes, reaching for the Wakandan hard-light shield generator Steve left on the table.
The word Steve says at that sight requires the deposit of another quarter. When Tony comes back, the swear jar fills up more often because not only is he freer with his language than many of the others, he disappears into the workshop for days at a time.
Why is that important? I meant to settle up last night. Nineteen dollars and twenty five cents. Can you handle shutting down the workstation for me? Saving your work to your external drive, your internal drive, and the cloud now.The Cursing Machine is flipped back on now, but you better believe I’m gonna still try and tame it!
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